Who Got Jokey Jokes!?!?

And tonight, I didn’t play either. I was nervous right up to when they called me to the stage. And as soon as I touched that mic - it was over.

No Line On The Horizon

If anything, it feels like a throw back to the early 80’s of U2 plus a dash of “Elevation” era with some rock flavor like Led Zeppelin

Very Pretty in Pink

But all I remember was that her voice and the melody of the song was soothing. It was alluring and very melodic. Too bad my eyes freaking hurt so much, I couldn’t open eyes to see who this person was.

Somebody Save Me….!!!

And wouldn’t that be ironic that I get the chance to appear on the show!?!?!? Well, personally, I highly doubt it…

You Want My Phone Number?

No one should ever surrender their privacy in return to use a service that ’s free - especially when that service that DOES NOT guarantee results.

Protected: Fuck The Grammys!!!

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Sexy Boots

Initially, I don’t know what to make of it cause the first verse reminds me of the Escape Club “Wild Wild West”. But of course, the Edge’s guitar has that heavy “Discotheque” with a hint of “Vertigo” riff which also reminds me of their “Pop” album.

The World Is Not Sweet Enough

I was at Starbucks this morning and this little old lady was trying to fill her coffee with as much Equal sugar as she can. But the sugar container happened to be all jammed up with the overstuffed packets. Needless to say, she couldn’t get more. She tried again and again, to reach in to get some more out, but couldn’t.

Super Big Bowl Game 43…

Ever since I started playing Fantasy Football back in 2000, I’ve never been able to watch football the way I did before.