Here I Go… Again.

So, what do I really think of 2009? I definitely think it’s better than 2008. Not a great improvement, but better.

HMG

HMG: A person who has expensive taste and feels they are better than most people. Typically and usually judge others based on outward appearances.

Nobel Peace Bling Bling

“For his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between people” - What? Is the war over? Is the world economic problem over? Is the world better now? What the hell was I doing? I am so mad at myself for having slept through everything so historic…

Turning Back and Going Forward

There are going to be more mistakes. Sometimes, I feel like it can be overwhelming at times. Other times, it’s not too bad. Yet I’m still a struggling comedian, trying to make ends meet.

Do I Even Know You…???

‘Why don’t you support whatever I want to do? If I wanted to sell beef on the street why wouldn’t you want to support me?’ But it’s not about that. Parents never stop being parents, and yet you want them to be your friends at a certain age and that’s just not going to happen.

The Bird is Dead.

I recently just got on the whole Twitter band wagon a few weeks ago. Not because I wanted to let the world know when I cutting my toe nails or with such other non-sense. I am into the whole online marketing campaign. Why? Why NOT!

She Being Brand New… Again

I remember taking her out almost every night. Both of us, going no where. No place particular. Just me and her. She would go on the road with me whenever I did my comedy. She would cheer me up whenever I had a bad set.

The World Is Not Sweet Enough

I was at Starbucks this morning and this little old lady was trying to fill her coffee with as much Equal sugar as she can. But the sugar container happened to be all jammed up with the overstuffed packets. Needless to say, she couldn’t get more. She tried again and again, to reach in to get some more out, but couldn’t.

We Only Have Today…

I was cursing up a storm on Apple and Steve Jobs… I paid close to $3000 for this laptop, not including the additional hardware upgrades - at least let it work for the next couple of years before something breaks.

Who’s The Boss…

For a moment there, I thought we had a connection. I felt that if the world was going to end - I would have married her in a heartbeat.